Thursday, June 4, 2009

Department of Transportation and the Hungry Salesman

The District of Critter's Department of Transportation (DCDOT or just DOT) is a Cabinet department of the American Aardvark's administration concerned with transportation. It was established by an act of the American Aardvark on June 4, 2009 and began operation on June 5, 2009. It is administered by the freshly appointed Otter from Mobile, Alabama.

The Otter from Mobile has a mission to "Serve the Nation by ensuring an eco-friendly, fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system that meets our vital national interests and enhances the quality of life of the Nation's Citizens now and into the future."


The Aardvark has made it perfectly clear that the Otter must work hand-in-paw with the Hungry Salesman of the Friendly Frontier in all endeavors.

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